Young dirty chat lines
You must be 18 years or older to read these pick ups! How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.3. You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.5. Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven’t been in my pants yet!
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.15.
You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong 17.
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.20.
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!